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Regular vs Irregular Girlfriend
Mom to Bro: Do you have a regular girlfriend?
Me & Bro: What’s a “regular” girlfriend??
Me thinking: (irregular girlfriend = prostitute)
Mom: A regular girlfriend is she lives at her own place and you live in your own place and you only see each other once a week. An irregular girlfriend is you two living together *looks at me*
AND EVEN IF THE THING COULDNT HOLD BOTH OF THEM AT THE SAME TIME… THEY COULD HAVE SWITCHED EVERY LIKE 5 MINS! lmao
No excuses rose… no excuses.
(Source: thefuuuucomics, via thefemme-menace)
